1. Don’t speak when I’m interrupting
2. From She who must be obeyed
3. Enjoy life - it’s not a rehearsal
4. Don’t question your wife’s judgement; look who she married
5. Call home, your mother worries
6. The more I know of men the more I love my dog
7. From the desk of an overworked, overlooked, overdrawn person
8. This is a note from a drop-dead, gorgeous male/woman
9. Jobs for Mummy/Daddy
10. Born to shop
11. If at first you don’t succeed - try reading the directions
12. Discover wildlife - have children
13. Lead me not into temptation - I can find my own way
14. I’m not getting older, just more valuable
15. Gardeners are perennial lovers
16. 40, 50, 60, 70, 80 is not old...if you are a tree
17. I didn’t expect to get anything done today, and so far I haven’t been disappointed
18. MISSING: Golfing husband and dog - Reward for dog
19. When I am right no-one remembers, when I am wrong no-one forgets
20.Women are meant to be loved not understood

21. Because I’m your mother - that’s why
22. Chopin Liszt
23. Which part of NO don’t you understand?
24. My tastes are simple.... Champagne, Caviar and Cash
25. If God had wanted me to touch my toes - he would have put them on my knees
26. Jobs I must do before Bridge, Cricket, Fishing, Football, Golf, Riding, Shooting, Sailing, Skiing, Tennis
27. And another thing.....
28. My entire life is a series of lists and notes - for example this one
29. Marriages are made in heaven - so are thunder and lightning
30. Granny’s shopping list
31. Shooting men pick more birds
32. How can I have an overdraft when I still have cheques left?
33. Good girls go to heaven - bad girls go everywhere
34. Don’t worry, I’ve got everything under control
35. Alcohol is the answer - I don’t remember the question
36. Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast
37. Sometimes I wake up grumpy, and sometimes I let him sleep
38. Best stressed man/woman
39. Be kind to your children, they pick your retirement home
40. If shopping doesn't bring happiness, you must be in the wrong shop
41. The world’s best Grandpa, Granny, Son, Daughter

42. Money isn’t everything - it usually isn’t enough
43. Too young to be so old
44. Everone is entitled to my opinion
45. Boring people have tidy homes
46. Work is for people who don’t play tennis, golf, bridge
47. Young at heart - slightly older in other places
48. Where’s Mum now that I need her?
49. I have only one nerve and everyone’s getting on it
50. If money talks I’ve lost my hearing
51. A note from the BOSSy old bag
52. I can resist anything except temptation

All prices are shown to include UK Sales Tax (VAT) @17.5% and are correct at time of publishing. Non UK orders are not subject to this tax, and we will make the appropriate deductions.
VAT No. 245 5103 85
We send a proof of any personalised details before dispatch of order.
Specifications are subject to change.  Colours may vary from those illustrated.